Friday, March 5, 2010

Funemployment Radio™ Episode 80





Happy Friday, friends! Wow, so today Nibman and Sarah decided to drink malt liquor and have a show. And it. Was. AWESOME! Depending on your definition of awesome.

Today we spoke about Nibs getting new headshots (his last ones were atrocious), Rodney Dangerfield, sweatpants, chat roulette (of course), soft ball, malt liquor, and Tonya Harding. Really.

Nibman had Ball Talk about an athlete being molesty, someone stealing a car, and girls wrestling in cole slaw. Sarah’s Entertainment News consisted of Avatar, Tiger Woods doing what he does best (not golf; being a douchebag), and a naked woman tied to a tree.

We ended with an awesome DIO karaoke song since, of course, it’s metal Friday. Have a good weekend, guys!


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Slutty girls cole slaw wrestling!

Thursday, March 4, 2010

Funemployment Radio™ Episode 79





Good Thursday to you! Today’s show started off with chat about, what do you know, David Hasselhoff! We also talked about Navy teeth (Sarah insists they are a real thing), chat roulette, George Lopez (thief), OMSI after-dark, and Patrick Swayze.

Nibs had a brand-new Ball Talk where he talked about eye-gouging, cheerleaders having to be maced, and the Blazers kicking much ass last night, and Sarah’s Entertainment News included Dr. Drew having a stalker (and a super creepy one at that), a magical ‘little people’ kingdom that’s been made in China, and Johnny Depp’s lady friend does not want him anywhere near Angelina Jolie and her magical vagina.

We ended the show with a little bit of Ronnie and Sammi Sweetheart reading movie scripts, and this particular movie is Sarah’s favorite ever!

Thanks for listening, tomorrow’s Friday, woo!


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Here's a girl getting punched in the face at an NCAA Women's game:



...and here is the most disturbing picture you'll see today (maybe). I give you: eyeball gouging



Wednesday, March 3, 2010

Funemployment Radio™ Episode 78




Today we discovered the glory – that is – chatroulette.com! Yes, both Billie Starship and Bob Johnson made cameos on it, saw a few penis’ (kind of weird) and Bob made friends with a hot Swedish girl. But there was more to the show, oh yes! Today we also chatted about the douchebags on the Real World, how movies that totally spam you every five seconds when you want to watch a TV show make you NOT want to see them, and the movie Quarantine.

Nibs had Ball Talk where he talked about the Blazers getting a new player, a drunk golfer seeking revenge, and Don Cherry – if you don’t know who he is, google him – he is awesome! Sarah had Entertainment News including Michael Jackson’s kids, Naomi Campbell beating yet another human being, and a disturbing story about how most department stores repackage and sell used underwear. Fucking GROSS.

The chatroulette with Bob Johnson took up the rest of the show, and my lord, it is pretty hilarious. Let’s just say Nibs channeled his inner-hick, and made a lot of new friends all over the world.

Thanks for listening, folks!



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Disturbing story about Department stores accepting USED panties and reselling them! Ick. :

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Tuesday, March 2, 2010

Funemployment Radio™ Episode 77




Today’s show consisted of: talking a lot about high school! Yes, it was confessed that Sarah was a huge Ska fan and actually traveled across the great sea of… well, the Puget Sound – every weekend to go to Ska clubs with her friends in Seattle. Greg then made fun of her, and we chatted about all of the music we loved in high school, as well as BSG (thanks, Isaac!), malt liquor and dreams. Not really. We also talked about how gross we are (seriously? Who doesn’t notice they’re burping in front of other people?), and the first installment of Sarah reading from a shitty “single woman” book that was given to her by a relative. And it is creepy.

Nibs had Ball Talk where Kobe Bryant again proves he’s a giant douchebag, as well as a creepy Grudge-like girl who wrestles older men, and new OJ news which brings to light that Nibs has a signed book from him – one that is actually illegal to own – listen to find out! Sarah’s Entertainment News including news of Charlie Sheen being a swinger, a drunk sword-weilding mom running through an elementary school, and live fish falling from the sky in a town in Australia.

We talked a bit about the movie Sarah saw last night (Shutter Island), Billy Starship and Bob Johnson are going to make an appearance on a dating web-chat thing soon, and we ended with some butt-rock karaoke that we put our all into. It was magical… in a way.

Thanks for listening friends! Talk to ya’ll tomorrow. Word.




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Nibs and Sarah as Apollo and Starbuck... thanks, Isaac! :




Creepy Japanese girl wrestling grown men:



...and Kobe Bryant being douchey and punching some dude in the balls:

Monday, March 1, 2010

New Website!

Don't forget to check out our New Website at www.funemploymentradio.com! It's fantastic and......their are shirts! WOOO!

Funemployment Radio™ Episode 76



You are tearing me apart!

Hey friends. We got a bit of a late start today due to the fact that we were busy… PACKAGING t-shirts! Yes, the new website is up and running (thanks to the Nibman) and we’ve been busy taking in the orders and getting them ready for the mail! Thanks to you all for your generosity, we are so stoked to have such rad folks as listeners. Oh, and if you’d like to purchase on head to www.funemploymentradio.com to check them out ☺

Okay. Today we chatted it up about tv shows and books, post-apocalyptic stories, Sarah and her single-dom and the wide range of books that have been given to her by family members on the subject (really, people, giving ‘sassy single girl’ books as presents is not necessary), and also talked about the Room and other oh-so-gloriously shitty movies that we love.

Nibs had Ball Talk where we talked about the USA’s loss to Canadia – and it was totally Nibler’s fault. Just kidding! But seriously, he’s never allowed to bet on the fate of our country in sports again. We also discussed, Jersey shore (yup, in Ball Talk!), and talked March madness. Sarah had Entertainment News featuring Jay Leno (ick), Alice in Wonderland (and a hilarious review of it by some angry British guy), and a rad sequel that’s in the works!

Thanks for listening folks, and be sure to snag a t-shirt before they’re all gone! Happy Monday!



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ADDITIONAL SHOW STUFF:

Here's the trailer for the BEST MOVIE EVER - The Room!



The Situation and Vinny-D pimping Reeboks... poorly:




Two 3-pointers in less than two seconds? Hot dog!



Oldie but a goodie - World Cup headbutt!