It’s Friday! Woo! Today we were both a tad hungover, but play through the pain we did and it was glorious. We chatted about the Blazers, Sarah’s impromptu pub crawl, meeting a famous actor, angry cab drivers, and a crazy person walking down the street screaming the weirdest thing ever at Sarah. Think it’s sound-bite worthy.
Nibs did Ball Talk (with no grey penis’ today, yay!), including evil people booing at an inopportune time, the Gay world series, and the NFL Draft. Sarah’s news was about Jersey Shore, men doing something strange with their junk, and a foundation that exists soley to help the weakest Baldwin.
We ended with a bang doing one of our favorite segments here on the show, and now we’re off to drink beer in the backyard! Have a great weekend, we’ll talk to you on Monday with special guest Aaron Duran!
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Hello friends! Today we talked more about Nibs ‘meth head walk’, that has folks convinced that he is, indeed, a closet meth head. Sarah talked about going to a craft fair at the Eagle’s Lodge, and then Nibler went into Ball Talk with speaks of Timbers (Go Timbers!), Blazers (Go Blazers!), Stephen Colbert making fun of the Beavers, and Big Ben and his grey penis. Really reals.
Sarah had Entertainment news about Courtney Love being a crazy person, Heather Locklear might be locked up, and Comedy Central’s response to murderous threats toward Trey Parker and Matt Stone.
Many thanks to Cassidy’s Restaurant & Bar for sponsoring our fine show! Check them out online at www.cassidysrestaurant.com and look at their AMAZING Happy Hour menu – I’m going there today. I am very hungry.
Have a great day, folks!
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…and we’re back! Today we kicked off the show with tales of Greg’s venture into stardom on the set of the TV series Leverage yesterday. Sarah went to a show last night and saw a pretty famous lead singer guy, and then we talked about white-trashy-ness and Greg gave a demonstration on how to play the part. Oh, and there might be a cure for Tenitis! Hot dog.
Ball Talk was kind of a sad one today, considering that the Blazers got DESTROYED by the Suns last night – yes, there was a many a grown man with a tear in his eye last night. Also, there is more news about Big Ben, a man is accused of being too smart to join the NFL, and a team loses a championship… because one of their own players scored a winning goal… into their own net.
Sarah’s Entertainment news was pretty gross today, including a story about Steven Segal giving ladies breast exams, a man losing a very important part of his body, a man claiming to be a 100-year-old vampire, and a woman lighting herself on fire, Zoolander style. We ended with some spontaneous karaoke of one of our FAVORITE SONGS EVER.
Thanks for listening! Also, be sure to visit our fine sponsors (if you please!) B-Side Tavern (620 E. Burnside) and Cassidy’s (1331 SW Washington St.) and tell them you heard about them on Funemployment Radio.
Have a great day!
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...and here is our amazing listener Ben with his buddy and his Funemployment Radio t-shirt - in Iraq. Thanks for the picture, Ben, we're happy your home!
...and here is a dude TOTALLY screwing his team by making a goal.... for the opposing team:
Today is the day you’ve all been waiting for… but you just didn’t know it. Yes, throughout the week we’ve had a slew of our favorite guests, from Brian in the Punk Group, to the dynamic duo that is Tim and Bill Oakley. Today we present you with the most disturbing, most graphic, and hilariously awesome duo that is – Lisa and Brian Wood of Big-Ass Sandwiches. Please listen to them regale you with tales of working in the food service industry, talk about music, and play (again and again and again) the most hilarious soundbite drinking game you’ve heard. Thanks for listening!
Today Greg and Sarah fill the time with just the two of them, and boy, we do know how to kill time. We end up talking about a bunch of stories from high school, from horror ones (yes, Michelle, Sarah still hates you. Wait, what?), to hilarious ones. We create a, how should we say it, potpourri of bits including a brand-new Ronnie and Sammie segment, and a couple of other… interesting ideas that we came up with. And yes, there was malt liquor involved. Thanks for listening!
It’s what you’ve been waiting for, oh yes! It’s part two of our interview with both Tim and Bill Oakley! Hot dog! And speaking of dogs, we do, indeed, premiere a brand-new bit on this episode of Funemployment Radio… Yes, it is the world-premiere of the saga of two best friends – Butters & Tim! And it’s just as ridiculous as it sounds. The more we imbibed, the slurrier the show got (we actually had about 2 ½ shows but had to chop it down to one due to the fact we all sounded insane), and it was great times for all. Hope you enjoy, thanks for listening!
Happy vacation day, friends! We have a very special show today, including the one and only Brian from the Punk Group! Yes, it was a free-form discussion on anything from Blazers talks to The Punk Group auditioning for America’s Got Talent, and Jaime Walters. Really.
Nibler did then tell a truly terrible story in which Sarah played a joke on him (which she had forgotten about until today) that made him totally pissed – and now she’s going to have to let him get even. Crap.
We finished off talking about humping two sisters, girls gone wild, and, randomly enough, Spain! We hope that you’ve enjoyed our vacation episode, and we’ll be back with more pre-recorded goodness for tomorrow!
Today was the meeting of the minds, the cream of the crop, the coming together of two men with the same last name (that sounds wrong). Yes, my friends, today we had not one Oakley, oh no, but TWO Oakleys in the studio! It was one of the funnest shows we’ve ever had, so fun, in fact, that we had to cut it into two shows. This first part is more sober and deals with a lot of Oscar and Simpsons talk, as well as what it’s like working in the television industry. Stand by for part two! Oh yes, we’re going to make you wait for it.
Bill Oakley presents a gift that is the Cause Of and Solution To, all of life's problems!:
VACATION EPISODE 1:
Today we had one of our favorite guests in, yes, Sarah’s older brother… the one and only Tuggy! Today was a bit different with him; let’s just say that it was less Sailor-ey and more Hooker-ey. Yes, we finally get to hear what life is like on the Seven Seas without a woman to talk to …. Until you pull into a foreign port. He also brought along with him a brand new drink on Funemployment Radio, invented by Nibs and his buddies many years ago..….oh yes, we drank Cowboy Spritzers… and it was glorious.
Good Tuesday morning to you fine folks! Gregs shoot ran a little later than anticipated yesterday so we woke up bright and early this morning to record a brand-new episode for you all! Good lord. I forgot that 6am actually existed.
Today we talked about weekends, including Sarah’s new softball injury (that is being dealt with by duct tape), the Timbers game, thrift store shopping and the clientele that goes along with it, and, of course, Mr. Greg’s burgeoning film career. Oh! And a lot of talk about fake boobs and collagen injections.
We continued on to Ball Talk, where Nibs had a disturbing video that included a talking tattoo, Shaq is threatening his ex-wife through his children, Charles Barkley is the most hated man in Portland, and encouragement the Japanese way. Sarah’s entertainment News consisted of Lindsay Lohan being a drunken whore, breast implants being used as paper weights, and a vibrator being mistaken for a bomb. Yes, it’s a weird news day.
Thanks for listening guys, have a great day!
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